Goddamnit, does Black Metal can suck sometimes. It just sucks. Boy, does it really suck. Not only does it suck, but it also likes to be amongst the feces of others. So it sucks and it's shitty. There has never been, and I think will never be, a good Black Metal band. It's the one genre I genuinely believe has no decent examples. Don't even bother saying MAYHEM, because they don't count. And they weren't even good either; they were just the first to really suck at Black Metal by the nature of inventing it.

And, to be fair, you have to agree with me. Black Metal has always been more about the aesthetics anyway. You have to wear corpse paint, you have to refer to yourself as something brainless as "The Animal Pervertor", you have to have an unhealthy and unjustified hatred for religion. And you have to do all those things without the slightest amount of irony or smallest allowable tongue to be in cheek.

Well, fuck that. I am a fan of music. music. Not proving how hardcore I am by listening to a band called SATANIC BLOODSPRAY. The Sound quality is terrible, the vocal work is god-awful, the riffs are uninspired, unoriginal, not catchy or interesting, and the leadwork is nonexistent - but also theoretically terrible.

Nice time you guys decide to burn a church down or sacrifice an animal to the dark lord, feel free to throw yourselves into it as well. I'll give you a 2, instead of a 1, because there was one (one) riff that was listen-to-able.