WHOA! Mortician keep surprising me with all the boredom they can squeeze in a record. Yes (and I mean it) THIS... IS... BORING!!! I think it's their time to break up as a band, after all, Beujard is a better drummer than a guitar-destroyer.
Where are the glory-days? House by the cemetery got burned in fire and the Zombie Apocalypse has ended years ago. So what must they do? Break up now before they turn into humiliated clowns.
And the rank is...