Clap Your Teeth - DEMO

How About Trout

I guess telling you that I've heard worst stuff than this one in the last […]
By Michael Dalakos
October 16, 2005
How About Trout - Clap Your Teeth - DEMO album cover

I guess telling you that I've heard worst stuff than this one in the last eighteen years isn't really a compliment. However since I can't really recall when the last time I heard something worse than this was, I take for granted that this is the worst thing I have heard in a long time.
I had the obligation to figure this out even by the band's name but I decided to torment my ears just for the sheer pleasure of doing so. Well, the music in here reminded me of another favorite band of mine, Primus (where are these outstanding musicians now? Dead? Was my contract with the Mafia honored finally?). I guess some people liked Primus. On the other hand some people do like Britney Spears too. I also like Spears. And I like my mom and dad and my hamster and lots of things in general but I don't like How About Trout - period.
Please, if you are a kind person and believe in God but also happen to be a musician: listen to your work before sending it to me for review. I have some dignity as a person so don't waste my time. And like Greek Metal media would say, this one's for the (Athens Open Air) Festival. Since it's a Demo, it won't get a rating - but what the heck, I'll give it a nice 0/5 anyway.

"Clap Your Teeth - DEMO" Track-listing:

Professional Pushover
Mr. Peterson
The Ballad Of Phil Mitchell
Return Of Mr. Peterson

How About Trout Lineup:

Barakat - Bass, Harmonica & Vocals
Cwag - Guitars
Hill - Drums & Percussion

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