Jar Of Farts

Crauti Boiled

Here's a difficult one, this album is meant to be bad therefore it should be […]
By Aaron "Five Magics" Price
November 20, 2014
Crauti Boiled - Jar Of Farts album cover

Here's a difficult one, this album is meant to be bad therefore it should be good because its bad, right? Or is it bad because its bad not good? In what ways is it meant to be bad and in what ways was it meant to be good? Was it all meant to be bad, in which case it would be good or was it meant to be good and just be about something stupid? Either way I'll explain this thing and you can figure it out from there.

This EP "Jar Of Farts" by CRAUTI BOILED is 6 songs long and spans a whole 16 minutes. Whoa, right? The whole thing opens up with "Chemtrails From The Asses" which gave me hope, this one lone song doesn't sound to bad, but it's just this song giving you false hope. Each song afterwards has weird little sections that ruin any sort of flow the song could have had and the vocals sound like a young child having a temper tantrum. The instrumentals are solid but bring absolutely nothing special to the table and are barely bearable with the overpowering child not getting the toy he wants.

If you enjoy the sounds of Wal-Mart, especially around the toy section this might be a great album for you, otherwise it's a solid skip. You would be better off buying Blood On The Dance Floor.<

1 / 10

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"Jar Of Farts" Track-listing:

1. Chemtrails From The Asses
2. Lucio Feci's "Un Giorno Di Ordinaria Coprofagia"
3. Fisting With A Bottle
4. Negrofacist
5. Feces On The Floor
6. The Unforgiven MMXX - Rise Of CyberNapolitan

Crauti Boiled Lineup:

Dj1 - Vocals
Oibaf von Kastro - Guitars
Doc Mucupurulent - Bass

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