Welcome to my world of metal FILTH, an especially depraved place of the most decadent dirt to exist in the metal realms, and a fate worse than a LeMarchand’s box to all who enter. Join me on a journey of discovering music filthier than a teenage lad’s internet history, smothered in wicked wordsmithery, and dripping in remnants of my lady snail trails.

When I’m not writing for the mighty Metal Temple, you can catch me and my “thighs of destruction” on Instagram where flashing (of the vinyl kind) is my penchant – especially if it involves thrash, death, or hardcore - and a constant reminder of how becoming a record collector made me poor.

No, I don’t have an OnlyFans (yet). Yes, I do have close-to-the-mark humour. I’m the sort of woman your mum would hate and your dad would want to nail, so it’s a good job I’m married and my father-in-law’s dead.

THRASH TILL DEATH!

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