Metal trivia: name a band that has released a boring old school Black Metal album that has three songs inside containing the word Throne in their titles. If you're reading this review then you know the answer and you might be the lucky one to win the next Metal lottery. The unlucky in this occasion is the editor who had to listen to this album a couple of times before trying to type down a clever punch line for this review.
Have you ever wondered why Garfield always seems to be so sleepy? I think I have the answer. He's probably listening to one of those Black Metal acts that though they appeared in the new millenium, they strongly believe that they are radical, as Venom was 268 years ago. Listening to this album was as interesting as watching the water boi for my tea.
C class Black Metal band that plays typical Metal (two riffs per song - let Dream Theater do the complicated stuff) with a typical evil singer (he is also the stunning guitar player) and unholy songs about thrones, antichrists, welding of Sch 40 steel tubes with basic electrodes...
Since there are more interesting things in life (like listening to your chief editor describe how he shaves his ass - smooth like a baby) I suggest you listen to the new Madonna album or plant a tree just to make this world a better place for our children. But DO NOT waste time with this one.