Sexually Transmitted Torture
Torn The Fuck Apart
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September 6, 2014
I... I don't even know what the hell to say. TORN THE FUCK APART more like "rip you a new fucking asshole with crazy ass, who the fuck knows what's going on? This makes no sense, fuck off this shouldn't be this good." Ossuary Industries who home many bands with messed up names have a straight solid Death Metal band here. I saw the name and my first thought was "fuck, this is gonna be another one of those Brutal Death Metal band that try to be heavier than everyone else and just sound the exact same, just like frogs." No man, this.. This is awesome, and heavy, and amazing.. Just be careful about telling your friends what songs to look up in public.
I don't even care at this point, normally I hold back swearing when I write these up but this shit is to over the top I could go full Nazi and still seem more tame than these guys. "Autopsy Of A Cunt" easily the best song (in my opinion) on here, the song is heavy as a ton of bricks, the riffs are insane, the solo kind of thing is wicked and surprising, these guys are like a Death Metal mix of DRAGONFORCE with the over the top instrumentals, and CANNABIS CORPSE just instead of drugs its... Necrophilia. Every song from front to back is ridiculous and over the top and you'll listen to each and everyone and think you know how fucked up this is, but its so fucking good. It also seems like they made the most insane songs have the most fucked up names just to make me feel uncomfortable. "Sulfuric Seman Skank Dunk Tank" has every possible of aspect of Metal in it instrumentally, they have Death, Black, Melodic, Power, Soft Rock even. It goes from scary, to surprisingly beautiful, back to scary, to ridiculous and what the fuck. Man I don't even know anymore get this shit.
I'm gonna go, I think you get the point, this shit is insane, the album cover is over the top it puts Cannibal Corpse's "The Wretched Spawn" to shame, the lyrics are the kind of thing a homicidal maniac would write in his diary (heads up if he lives next to you) and this album is incredible.
9 / 10
Almost Perfect
"Sexually Transmitted Torture" Track-listing:
1. I Can't Believe She Got In The Van With Me
2. Autopsy Of A Cunt
3. Digested Genitailia
4. 55 Gallon Crypt
5. Sulfuric Seman Skank Dunk Tank
6. Skinned And Sodomized
7. Sexually Transmitted Torture
8. Inserted Vaginal Castration Device
Torn The Fuck Apart Lineup:
Michael Langner - Vocals, Guitars, Samples
Nick Yeates - Guitars
Brandon Mitchell - Bass
Jake Page - Drums
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